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So my friend is telling me the other day about this "secret memo" that supposedly exists that has President Bush telling Tony Blair that he wanted to bomb the Al-Jazeera offices in Qatar, never mind that we're not even at war with Qatar and couldn't possibly cover up a thing like that and besides the president wouldn't even consider doing such a crazy and criminal thing — hello, President Bush isn't stupid — but still the loony Left expects us to swallow this wacky conspiracy theory contained in yet another secret British memo and speaking of that why is it that these prim and proper British seem to have as many secret memos as Victoria has secrets in her lingerie drawer, for God's sakes.

So anyway when this phony secret memo hoopla blew up in the news last November the White House called the allegations "outlandish and inconceivable" and Blair stated in no uncertain terms that America gave him no information about such a bombing and so that pretty much killed the phony memo story right there.

So then what's up with this stuff I overheard a couple of Middle-Eastern-looking gentlemen talking about yesterday where the guys who leaked the phony memo are going to stand trial in England for violating the British Official Secrets Act? I mean, if there's no such memo that claims Bush made this nutty bomb threat — and there can't be right? Please tell me there can't be — what evidence will the good government barristers present at the trial?

Good m'lord, if it do please the court, we charge these traitors with outrageous violations of law, based on evidence which we are unable to show this esteemed court because it is both top secret and nonexistent.

These British are a strange lot, What?

Oh well gotta run.