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So I'm talking to my neighbor at soccer practice and she says Guess what America and Iran have in common? and I figure ok I'm dumb I'll play along so I say What? and she says They are the two top countries seen as having a 'negative role in the world' and I say What? No way and she says Way, according to a world-wide survey of almost 40,000 people.

World, how can you put us in the same class as those religious whackjobs who are trying to build an atomic bomb so they can blow Israel off the map? Iran wants nothing more than to spread its religious nutcase extremism all over the world while we're just trying to spread liberty to everyone.

Y'know people everywhere want to be just like us, not like them. Hello, get with the program, people.

Oh well gotta run.