Shaddup Or I'll Blow Your Face Off
Do not
miss Neil Shakespeare's 12-part (and counting) series Cheney's Got a Gun. Chapter One begins here, with a preamble here.
From Chapter 3: The Buzzard's Roost:
"HAHAHAHAHA!! Come and get me, coppers! You'll never find me here at 'The Buzzards Roost'! Nobody knows about this place...except for George...and Don...and Condi...and Wolfy...and Scalia...and...oh Jesus Christ...I forgot about that squealing pig Libby! Shit! What if that little squealing pig rats out the location of 'The Buzzard's Roost'?
"That's OK. I'll be OK. They got nothin' on me. It's been 24 hours. The alcohol's out of my system by now. Speakin' of which, I'm thirsty. Christ, where did Rummy bury that special bottle? It's gotta be around here somewhere. Hey, any of you buzzards seen my bottle?
If you don't laugh at this Keystone Kops administration, you'll just go nuts and then, you'll probably end up shooting someone's face off.
Comments
Please, I beg of you, don't encourage Neil's America-hating. Yeah, I realize that artists such as himself naturally lean to the left (that leg being shorter than the other,) but I'm thisclose to getting him to sip the Kool Aid.
Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | February 17, 2006 10:39 PM
Hey, Rexman, it's not Kool Aid, it's 'Flavo-Aid'! And just FYI: it's my RIGHT leg that's actually a bit shorter than my left. Thanks for the link, A.I., but you gotta be careful about guys like Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker...
Posted by: Neil Shakespeare | February 18, 2006 01:11 PM
Actually, both you guys are wrong about which leg is shortest. And don't worry about Rex, Neil. My spies inside the White House tell me Cheney's invited him to go quail hunting next week.
Posted by: abi | February 18, 2006 01:48 PM
The VP had what could be called his seventh deferment (the sixth was when only libby was indicted)when his pal apolgized, in effect, taking the blame for being shot. It's an interesting to see how people accomodate power.
Posted by: Gotham Image | February 20, 2006 08:02 AM